Losing the hand sucked.  Gus quitting because he got some of it back made it worse.

Full Tilt Poker Game #8291513906: Table RailHeaven (6 max) - $500/$1000 - No Limit Hold’em - 15:46:09 ET - 2008/09/30
Seat 1: trex313 ($306,182.50)
Seat 4: DaEvils ($161,641.50)
Seat 5: Gus Hansen ($71,295)
Seat 6: Cole South ($86,880)
DaEvils posts the small blind of $500
Gus Hansen posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DaEvils [4d 4s]
Cole South raises to $3,000
trex313 folds
DaEvils calls $2,500
Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to act
Gus Hansen has requested TIME
Gus Hansen calls $2,000
*** FLOP *** [8h 3s 3c]
DaEvils checks
Gus Hansen checks
Cole South has 15 seconds left to act
Cole South bets $7,000
howisitfeellike sits down
DaEvils has 15 seconds left to act
DaEvils calls $7,000
howisitfeellike adds $50,000
howisitfeellike is sitting out
Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to act
Gus Hansen has requested TIME
Gus Hansen calls $7,000
*** TURN *** [8h 3s 3c] [2s]
DaEvils has 15 seconds left to act
DaEvils checks
Gus Hansen checks
Cole South has 15 seconds left to act
Cole South checks
*** RIVER *** [8h 3s 3c 2s] [Kc]
DaEvils has 15 seconds left to act
DaEvils bets $77,000
Gus Hansen calls $61,295, and is all in
Cole South folds
Uncalled bet of $15,705 returned to DaEvils
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DaEvils shows [4d 4s] two pair, Fours and Threes
Gus Hansen shows [8s 8c] a full house, Eights full of Threes
Gus Hansen wins the pot ($152,588) with a full house, Eights full of Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $152,590 | Rake $2
Board: [8h 3s 3c 2s Kc]
Seat 1: trex313 (button) didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 4: DaEvils (small blind) showed [4d 4s] and lost with two pair, Fours and Threes
Seat 5: Gus Hansen (big blind) showed [8s 8c] and won ($152,588) with a full house, Eights full of Threes
Seat 6: Cole South folded on the River

If you want to come watch me play I’m at Rail Heaven.  My friends have been losing me money there so it’s time for me to step in and turn things around imo. Currently up 26k which is a lot of money but is ONLY 26 BIG BLINDS! This shit is crazy.

Highlight so far: Ivey and I played 2 hands heads-up, 500/1k is too high for me to play vs him so I sat out and asked him to play 200/400. He left and Gu Hansen then shows up with 50k and immediately cts and trex sit in. I bust him and he says “game over i guess” and sits out.  Cts leaves and trex sits out.  Gus sits back in and they’re both back immediately.  At this point I think Gus suspects something.

I try avoiding random links but every time I see this video made by my friend Dan (of delinodeshields fame) I can’t stop laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKzNGtp9ecQ&eurl=http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2008/09/palin_nukes_24.php

Won like 15k on Stars today, but played some 50/100 and higher and lost.  I lost my 2nd biggest pot of my own money that I’ve played in a long time.  This one was obviously frustrating because I hit the nuts and got a ton of money in on the turn. I might be able to fold the river but CBomb is a lunatic and might be block-betting all sorts of stuff and I’m getting great pot odds:Full Tilt Poker Game #8264311524: Table Fine (deep 6) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold’em - 15:55:24 ET - 2008/09/28
Seat 1: KOMIJENDO ($22,510)
Seat 2: Cbomb21 ($61,393.50)
Seat 3: DaEvils ($39,941)
Seat 4: pr1nnyraid ($20,300)
Seat 5: SamH133 ($16,364)
Seat 6: BeepBeepImaJeep ($29,635)
Cbomb21 posts the small blind of $50
DaEvils posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DaEvils [Js 9h]
pr1nnyraid has 15 seconds left to act
pr1nnyraid folds
SamH133 folds
BeepBeepImaJeep folds
KOMIJENDO raises to $300
Cbomb21 calls $250
DaEvils calls $200
*** FLOP *** [8c 5d 7d]
Cbomb21 checks
DaEvils bets $800
KOMIJENDO calls $800
Cbomb21 raises to $2,450
josh715 (Observer): can anyone spot me 5 please
DaEvils has 15 seconds left to act
DaEvils calls $1,650
KOMIJENDO folds
*** TURN *** [8c 5d 7d] [Tc]
Cbomb21 has 15 seconds left to act
Cbomb21 bets $3,550
1SooSickCall (Observer): i can
DaEvils has 15 seconds left to act
DaEvils raises to $14,600
1SooSickCall (Observer): not
Cbomb21 has 15 seconds left to act
Cbomb21 has requested TIME
josh715 (Observer): can anyone spot me 5 please
BabyJane69 (Observer): call hes bluff
Cbomb21 calls $11,050
*** RIVER *** [8c 5d 7d Tc] [Td]
BabyJane69 (Observer): raise
Lord Xail (Observer): he has a set
bambambigelow00 (Observer): sick sick river
Cbomb21 has 15 seconds left to act
Cbomb21 has requested TIME
BabyJane69 (Observer): bed 22 K
arrogaNt oO (Observer): house vs Low str8
Cbomb21 bets $8,000
DaEvils has 15 seconds left to act
DaEvils has requested TIME
DaEvils calls $8,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Cbomb21 shows [5s 5h] a full house, Fives full of Tens
DaEvils mucks
Cbomb21 wins the pot ($51,797) with a full house, Fives full of Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $51,800 | Rake $3
Board: [8c 5d 7d Tc Td]
Seat 1: KOMIJENDO (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Cbomb21 (small blind) showed [5s 5h] and won ($51,797) with a full house, Fives full of Tens
Seat 3: DaEvils (big blind) mucked [Js 9h] - a straight, Jack high
Seat 4: pr1nnyraid didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 5: SamH133 didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 6: BeepBeepImaJeep didn’t bet (folded)

The other hand I thought is upcoming.  Basically I don’t really feel like playing poker today (woke up early to take a practice LSAT and I’m watching football and not feeling 100% still) but I open up empties to bumhunt when I’m not in the mood to play anyone tough.  This guy sebbau who I played yesterday and felt I had an edge on, sat down at 50/100 and I thought to myself “I really don’t feel like playing, but how often do I get 50/100 action these days?” so I sat in. Fortunately I didn’t have to play long as I played this one hand and then he quit me.  I guess getting called down by bottom pair-turned to queen high will tilt a guy.

Full Tilt Poker Game #8266471588: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold’em - 18:38:45 ET - 2008/09/28
DaEvils posts the small blind of $50
sebbau posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DaEvils [Qh 3s]
DaEvils raises to $300
sebbau calls $200
*** FLOP *** [8d 3h 9s]
sebbau checks
DaEvils bets $400
sebbau has 15 seconds left to act
sebbau raises to $1,150
DaEvils calls $750
*** TURN *** [8d 3h 9s] [8h]
sebbau has 15 seconds left to act
sebbau bets $1,700
DaEvils calls $1,700
*** RIVER *** [8d 3h 9s 8h] [9c]
sebbau has 15 seconds left to act
sebbau bets $6,850, and is all in
DaEvils has 15 seconds left to act
DaEvils calls $6,850
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sebbau shows [Td Jc] two pair, Nines and Eights
DaEvils shows [Qh 3s] two pair, Nines and Eights
DaEvils wins the pot ($19,999.50) with two pair, Nines and Eights
sebbau adds $10,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8d 3h 9s 8h 9c]
Seat 1: DaEvils (small blind) showed [Qh 3s] and won ($19,999.50) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 2: sebbau (big blind) showed [Td Jc] and lost with two pair, Nines and Eights

My brother is probably too humble to tell too many people this, so I’m going to do his bragging for him.  He recently won an award for being top 2 in his class at Harvard Law.  I obviously got to be around my parents when they got the news so had to listen to them being all proud of him and whatnot, just rubbing it in my face that he’s so damn good at law school.

So, you win brother: when I go to law school, I’ll be worse at it than you.  After years of competition, you finally set the bar too high for me to compete with you.  Consider this a congratulations and a temporary concession speech.  I’ll lay low until I do something like make the supreme court or cure cancer or something, then we’ll see who’s laughing.

I was going to quit my tables today after booking a 20k win once the first college football games ended.  Then this guy gewels3321 sat in and we’ve been playing HU ever since. I don’t feel like multitabling but he’s so bad I can’t quit him.  So instead of quitting for the day and studying for the LSAT, I’m 1tabling some fish and am up like 25k on him.  He just keeps reloading at 25/50 (well he buys in for a stack, doesn’t top off, and then rebuys when I bust him) so I can’t quit him because he could have like 100k that he’s looking to get rid of.  At the same time, I’m bored and I should be studying. I’m not going to quit him obviously, but I’ve never more hoped that a fish just stops buying in before in my life

Just after I posted that, the following hysterical hand happened:

Full Tilt Poker Game #8250565012: Table Grace (deep hu) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold’em - 16:27:02 ET - 2008/09/27
Seat 1: DaEvils ($30,798.50)
Seat 2: gewels3321 ($4,122)
gewels3321 posts the small blind of $25
DaEvils posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DaEvils [As 9s]
gewels3321 calls $25
DaEvils raises to $222
gewels3321 has 15 seconds left to act
gewels3321 calls $172
*** FLOP *** [2h 3s Ah]
DaEvils checks
gewels3321 bets $444
DaEvils calls $444
*** TURN *** [2h 3s Ah] [2c]
DaEvils checks
gewels3321 bets $3,456, and is all in
DaEvils calls $3,456
gewels3321 shows [4h 5s]
DaEvils shows [As 9s]
*** RIVER *** [2h 3s Ah 2c] [2d]
gewels3321 shows a straight, Five high
DaEvils shows a full house, Twos full of Aces
DaEvils wins the pot ($8,243.50) with a full house, Twos full of Aces
gewels3321 is sitting out
DaEvils: wow
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8,244 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2h 3s Ah 2c 2d]
Seat 1: DaEvils (big blind) showed [As 9s] and won ($8,243.50) with a full house, Twos full of Aces
Seat 2: gewels3321 (small blind) showed [4h 5s] and lost with a straight, Five high

gewels3321: worst player i ever aseen

He’s now sitting out and quit.  Thank god.

Sorry for the lack of updates in the last couple of weeks dear readers, but the reality t.v. show was an all-consuming experience.  Whenever I’m in Vegas with TI I’m occupied 24/7 anyway, always doing something whether it’s playing poker, sweating poker, going to nice meals, or going out to party.  It seems like I never have much time to just catch up with random odds and ends: my Google Reader unread items goes past 1,000, I don’t blog, and I don’t really get much of a chance to read.  Being on a reality show with a bunch of time-consuming obligations (no spoilers allowed, but basically going to a bunch of different places to get some shots) doesn’t exactly help.

Anyway, shooting ended a few days ago and I spent a couple extra days in Vegas to see some people I hadn’t seen yet.  I flew to Virginia two nights ago to get some rest and relaxation before taking the LSAT on October 4th.  I’m actually kind of sick right now: the Vegas trip taxed my system and I’ve got a sinus infection that I just didn’t do anything about for a couple of weeks, so now I’m suffering.  Between the jet-lag and the infection I’m not feeling 100%, but hopefully I’ll be better in time for the LSAT.  Despite not feeling 100% I managed to get in some hands yesterday and made about 20k yesterday, so my downswing since leaving for Vegas is now only about 80k.  Winning back about 130k, mainly at 25/50 and 50/100, in the last week and a half has definitely helped get me off life tilt.

All in all, I’d say I had mixed feelings about the reality t.v. show.  The people I worked with were all great and I got along with the crew very well.  The last week was very fun once friends started rolling in (Neon and Riverboatking crashed with us for the second week and a bunch of friends came over for a house party we threw this past Saturday).  If the show were just the 2nd week, I would say it was an amazing time but this has to be mitigated by the fact that I was constantly miserable and we were constantly losing the 1st week. As it turned out, I think we provided for a lot of interesting television and everybody seems to agree that the pilot will be more than good enough to get the series picked up.

I’m trying to think of things that came up over the last couple of weeks that might interest you guys, but I’m not sure I can really say anything without spoiling the pilot.  I played a decent amount of live no-limit and it was kind of weird that whenever I played I would get random people recognizing me. I guess I realize I’m a prominent online poker player at this point, but it’s still hard to wrap my mind around it because I’m normally just chilling in NYC completely insulated from the rest of the poker world. I played 5/10 a couple times to kill some time and each time I would get at least one person saying something like “whoa, what are you doing playing here?”  I also played some 10/20 my last night in town so I could stay up for my 6 a.m. flight and heard somebody say “You sound familiar…” before the person realized he recognized me from my DC vids.  He told me about how he quit his job to play poker professionally and how much my videos helped him and it was really cool to see that I’m helping people get better at poker to the point that they can live off of the game.

I also read Gilead, a book by Marilynne Robinson.  I managed to finish it while in Vegas, which I consider a small miracle.  The book is a letter written by an old, dying preacher named John Ames to his 7-year-old son.  It’s set in Iowa in 1956 and it’s one of the more emotionally evocative books I’ve read in a while (which I guess isn’t saying much since I’ve been mainly reading Philip Roth comedies or gruesome Cormac McCarthy novels). I’m trying to think of a concise way to explain what it is about the book that makes it so appealing. I think the way the narrator’s subtle and understated voice turns seemingly simple observations into profound insights is a testament to Robinson’s sophistication as a writer and her insight into the human condition (a trite term, I’m aware, but one that’s only fitting given Ames’ discussions of faith, love, family, friendship, forgiveness, humility, and all the various attitudes that comprise one’s overall life philosophy).  Robinson manages to avoid the trap of taking an overly emotional route given the nature of the book and there is very little sappy “oh the tragedy that I’m dying and won’t see my son”-type writing.  Instead, I think, Robinson sticks to the script: John Ames is dying, he knows his son will barely remember him, and he sets about the difficult task of condensing his life’s history, his views on his faith, and the events of his dying days to his son so that his son will not feel so estranged from his father. I’m going to stop now because I feel I’ve managed to convey how much I liked the book but also feel that the more I try to write about it the more I realize how woefully bad I am at reviewing books (philosophy, not literature, has always been more my strength).

You have to listen to Cory Gunz’ mixtape, “The Best Kept Secret.”  Cory Gunz is the son of Peter Gunz, who you may remember from his collaboration single “Deja Vu” with Lord Tariq. (But if it wasn’t for the Bronx, this rap shit probably never would be going on, so tell me where you from. Uptown baby, uptown baby, we get it down baby, up for the crown baby!).  Oddly enough though, Cory doesn’t suck.  Even if you don’t download the mixtape you have to listen to this freestyle: not only one of the sickest songs I’ve heard in years, but also one of the most hysterically awkward “no homo” moments at the end of the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h_2v1qaBQA

Hey Steve,

I noticed that you felt like posting in comments to talk trash and continue to assert that I’m an awful poker player.  Given that you think I’m awful and I think you’re awful, I would like to challenge you to a match. 4 tables of 50/100 NL or 100/200 NL, whichever you prefer.  If your trashtalking is anything other than pure delusional venting, you should be jumping at the chance to play me.

So, basically you have two choices: play me or admit that you’re a pathetic joke of a poker player who runs off at the mouth and never backs it up.  Looking forward to hearing from you in comments.

Krantz seems to be omitting some relevant information.  Namely, that Inara/Nicole was originally talking to Barry, a friend of ours who doesn’t really get too many girls.  Somehow while I was wingmaning for Barry, I ended up talking to Inara/Nicole and, realizing that I was screwing over my friend, jumped on the grenade and talked to her friends so that Barry could get some.

Next thing I know, Krantz is hitting on Inara and cutting in on Barry’s action.  I told him, “Hey man, I just stopped talking to her so that Barry, who brought her here, could work it.  If you take her from Barry I’m going to kill you,” to which Krantz said, with a truly sinister smile, “I guess you’re going to have to kill me then!”  From that point on I was determined that Krantz would be punished for breaking the guy code and when he left for the bathroom I decided to steal her away out of principle.

So while Krantz tries making it seem that I was out of line trying to step on his game, know that it was he who decided to show wanton disregard for the rules that, since the dawn of civilization, have kept friends from beating each other mercilessly in competition for girls.

The rest of his story is 100% accurate.